There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We need to get me chipped asap
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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