i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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