I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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