why didn't you poke me back
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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