i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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