I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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