jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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