Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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