My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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