So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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