Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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