Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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