stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Small penises have feelings too.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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