i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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