fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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