return my video game
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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