covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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