Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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