it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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