I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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