We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i love accidental penises.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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