He is an equal opportunity slut.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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