Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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