just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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