Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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