so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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