Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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