You're completely useless in the revolution.
i was born a porn star she said
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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