I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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