Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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