Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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