Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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