that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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