i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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