I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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