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I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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