OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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