hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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