its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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