you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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