i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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