ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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