Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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