office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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