this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
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