My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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