Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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