i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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