I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Drunk is not a location!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
