i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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