so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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