Where did you get a picture of my penis
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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