I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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