ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
