Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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